Clark Kent: Emily I have to tell you something.
Emily: I'm sorry, but do I know you?? Wait...how do you know my name?
Clark Kent: There's no time. I have some extremely important information to give you and what you do with that information could determine the fate of the world!
Emily: Fantastic! I'm just going to pull over and talk to this police officer real quick...you just sit tight.
Clark Kent: This is no time for games! (he rips his shirt off to revel his Superman uniform).
Emily: Holy SHIT!
Superman: Well that got your attention.
Emily: ...you're....you're...
Superman: Yep
Emily: This may sound weird, but I always thought of you as being a hermit.
Superman: A hermit??
Emily: ...yea, a hermit that only came out of his hovel in order to save the world from utter destruction.
Superman: Okay enough small talk we've got to get down to business.
Emily: You do know that you're sitting in Emily Frazer's cab right? I'm not a rocket scientist and I don't have super powers...you realize that right??
Superman: You're special Emily.
Emily: That's what people keep telling me, but I'm starting to think that they meant it in a different way than you do.
Superman: Stop distracting me this is an important message and if I don't tell you then I'm not going to be alive in the next couple minutes.
Emily: Well JESUS! You could have told me five minutes ago and then you wouldn't be pushed for time!
Superman: It doesn't work that way you have to accept the message.
Emily: Done.
Superman: No you have to really accept it.
Emily: Okay ya lost me!
Superman: This is a message from your home planet and you have to accept it with your other sense in order for the krypitnite bomb implanted in my ear goes off and scatters gray matter all over your cab!
Emily: I have no idea what you're talking about! I grew up in Jerseyville, Illinois! I didn't even live in the town! I lived 15 minutes outside of the town limits! I'm no one.
Superman: Everyone has some part of themselves that they don't want to accept, but you've got to do it now or there will be dire consequences!
....MANAF!
Emily: Wha... (Emily's eyes turn white and her skin glows green) Thank you Ka-el. You have proved to be most useful in helping my planet. The understanding that will be gleaned from this place will serve well as we rebuild our homeland. Take care of Emily...she will need you for what lies ahead. This is only the first step in her trial of fire. We are an old race set in our ways that is why we sent Manaf here. She is to be the savior of our people.
The End
Hey I forgot about the second part...well I told my mom that she's a super mom this weekend and she laughed, but I think little comments like that really make her feel good about herself and a parent. She is a wonderful mom and it felt good to tell her (again) that she (along with the rest of my family) helped mold me into the person I am today. I am truly blessed.
ReplyDeleteDude, why'd you have to go showing everyone else up? You actually wrote out like a legit dialogue. What the crap. It was really good though. Super creative. It was hialrious to read because you let your personality come out in your writing. I can't wait to learn more about your secret identity!!
ReplyDeletethoroughly enjoyed the script
ReplyDeleteI also really enjoyed your story. It was very entertaining. Makes me want to craft more assignments like this one so that you can continue your story!
ReplyDeleteHaha thanks! It was fun to write.
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